some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
they're like a gay fantastic four
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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