Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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