My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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