You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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