ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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