okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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