forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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