So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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