she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
someone owes me an orgasm
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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