He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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