She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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