Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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