Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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