I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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