ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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