Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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