Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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