i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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