you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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