Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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