How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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