summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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