hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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