he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She even gives head with a lisp.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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