new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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