dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
vagina is talking i cant
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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