i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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