whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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