How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
if only i could text you this smell
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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