So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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