so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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