no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Never underestimate the power of titties
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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