haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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