I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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