Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize