I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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