his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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