Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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