I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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