I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm really busy with my period
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