Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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