She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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