You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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