No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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