Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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