Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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