More tranny stories later!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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