Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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