The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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