not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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