i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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