I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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