Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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