hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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