I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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