i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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